Federal Budget Surplus ... spend it now!!
Osama associate surrenders
Gay marriage amendment fails ... for now.
Communist Party USA supports Kerry ... duh!
Invisible waterproofing coming to everything near you?
U-Boat found sunk, offshore of Canada
Druid arrested for carrying spellcasting sword into hardware store. Police still on hunt for Ranger with +2 chain mail (thanks to Fark.com for the title :P )
US to spend $15B on knock-off AIDS treatment drugs .. instead of doing the right thing and supporting our US-based companies. The drugs in questions won't even be generic (exact copies), but rather el-cheapo rip offs.
KPMG being sued for mistreating HIV-infected employee.
Hawking changes mind about Black Hole 'paradox' ... details to follow on July 21st.
A good indicator of how Kerry would run the Gov't .. bloated andlacking focus.