Funny: (and probably offesnive, you have been warned)
Some random IRC quotes from Bash.org
* Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs
* Procrastination is like masturbation; it's all good until you realize you just fucked yourself
* I'd rather smear my nuts in honey and then tea bag a red ant hill than watch the matrix reloaded again
* heroin should be more widespread. it's like an off button for morons
* That's when I brought up the fact that lesbians are looked upon as "fine", wheras gay men are always getting the complete
* I'd really hate someone to have a website containing all the stupid things I'd said.
* i was watching Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon the other night ... and i was wondering where all the tigers and dragons are ... then i realised they're all crouching and hidden
* COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION
* I beat the internet ... the end guy is hard
* death is the ++ at the end of life
* If anyone molests me while I'm gone, take some pictures for my website
* and yet I have NO spelling erros
* i wonder what my dog tries to say to me when he barks ... "stop touching me there"
Keep reading ... now, go do it.
... thanks Cholup!