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News:
West Nile virus found in Canada. First for 2004.
One more VOIP hurdle solved?
You(sers) are the weakest link.
Even the French agree that Bush didn't lie.
Cali votes to prevent GMail privacy issue
Uncle Sam reclaims $20.6m from NEC.
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Interesting:
We found the black hole.
Lindows can keep its company name
Drink Beer. Don't exercises. Live to 111.
Mine too.
Pizza makes you smarter. If homemade.
Dinosaurs may have died in minutes, not months/years!
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Funny:
Univ of Georgia to lose its name?
Rape-The bible in Lego's!
Gas is too expensive ... on Mars
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TJ
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News:
Earth gets brighter. Are we cooling after all?
Mr 'No Controlling Legal Authority' (i.e. - Al Gore) is MAD
... but right-thinking people don't care!
... they REALLY don't care. Which is good, because Al is whacked.
... Rush disagrees with Gore. But don't take that to mean Gore is correct!
Economy = rising.
But so is the water. ~2000 die in Caribbean
GI's getting Drain Bamage.
... and having a bullet shortage too.
Finally, federal spending CUTS coming
Obese kids ... Like a 3yr old dying from obesity kind of fat.
The Governator is damn popular.
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Interesting:
Next step: Photon Torpedoes
State assisted suicide is legal, but only in Oregon.
If you are underage - don't drink & pizza
Divorce (and sue) the ugly ho.
Pickup lines, possibly all used by Mr. Mike Gatewood.
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Funny:
Create your own religion!
Cheney to run sans-Bush
Ugly so-called Lesbians ruining it for the rest of us.
Moore popular with spineless jellyfish. You know, like the French.
id10t's are everywhere.
Go here, have fun.
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TJ
BONUS: What to feed a German Shepherd Dog ... selling a book.
BONUS: What to feed a German Shepherd Dog ... selling food.
Oh yeah ... and waffles!!! Confused?... read yesterdays entry.
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News:

FBI:Our Bad. Lawyer not a terrorist. Or, probably not anyway.
SARIN CONFIRMED
The terrorists are coming
Security vendors causing headaches
USAF SpaceCommand got hacked
Oral Bacteria vs. AIDS ... cool!
Who let CBS win?
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Interesting:
Clear Channel to ban live births next ... well, maybe not.
Misc Electric Stuff
Need to buy any boardgames?
Two telescopes are better than one
NVIDIA ups nForce
The Drive In ... for lovers.
Jim Bob has 15 kids. And one is named Jinger. WTF?
Jewel breaks down on stage. Insults fat people. What's the problem??
Fusion power .. still under development.
Chihuahua's aren't dogs. They are, in fact, rodents!
Or Maybe, Chihuahuas are dogs. Damn!
Life possible on Venus.
Don't yell BOMB while on the phone. Playing games while working is OK, though.
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Funny:
Corporate Mascot
Wedgie = Death
Regime Change for Massachusetts
We found the ChemLab and WMD info ... and torture devices
Google for Waffles = John Kerry!!! GoogleBombing done right.
Waffle ... Just adding one more link :)
Iron my shirt
Loser.org
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TJ
Suck It, Blue.
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News:
Jeep news - sales up 17% year-to-date. Wrangler sales up 53%!!
Cisco's BigAss router - the Frankenst, um I mean the CRS-1. Starting at $450k - Cheap! (cough)
Frances airport continues to fall apart.
Gov't pay catching up to Private-sector pay ... time for a raise :)
ICANN can change ... but it is damn expensive!
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Interesting:
66% of all email is now spam. Death to spammers.
Windows Server HPC, i.e. - Windows for SuperComputers.
At-Stake releases 'deep binary anlaysis' tool
Hackers faster, and harder to keep out. Duh.
Laptops pose security risks. Duh.
Day After Tomorrow is bunk ...
Cosmic hurricane
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Funny:
Translate - Engineer-speak to Marketing-speak
Translate Jackson-speak to English
Translate Kid-speak to English
The old hypno-coin trick.
Geneva Convention ... relocating to Las Vegas, baby!
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TJ
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News:
Moore lies
Want to get Booed off stage? Rant politics during a graduation speach
Wacko Jacko might flee ... duh
The power of the atom ... to stop global warming
Saudis (finalyl) bring home the oil ... maybe
Cars sink. In fact, 4000 of them just did.
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Interesting:
Making home movies
Shocker - the Media is liberal. Except for Fox news. So, watch Fox
Windows is a Security Nightmare. Their words, not mine!
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Funny:
MS to require somethign extra of employees
Bush wore white hood while planning war
if we just get rid of all them there Jews, Negroes, Roman Catholics, Yankees and other un-Christian people
Gasoline hits $30billion per gallon
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TJ
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Bad News ... US (reportedly) mistakenly kills 40 Iraqi's
Taiwan shakes ... 6.5!
BMP-based virus ... not such good news!
4 Arrests made in connection with Nich Berg beheading
Kerry waffles some more, but gas is still too expensive
No release of oil reserves
Hacker have access to Financial Institutions ... ack.
Fewer missiles for Syria ... so sad
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Venus-eclipses sun - June 8th
Amateurs reach space
Billionaire liberal just keeps going
PC Gasming console ... maybe
Wireless security isn't just for thsoe with wireless networks
Swarm of robots to defend Earth Free SCP + SFTP tool for Windows
Unsolved codes
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Chappelle already did 'wife swap', now ABC will too
11 Computer Guides that you'll never see
Fight terror with terror
Only I, Ted Kennedy, can behave like that!
Muslims are finally getting down to kicking some serious infidel ass
It is your patriotic duty to call in sick!
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TJ
My email address CHANGED LAST WEEKEND to tj.evans_at_bearingpoint.com
(My old tjevans_at_bearingpoint.net address will work for ~45 days.)
IMHO you should just use timmy_at_tjevans.net as that will reach me regardless!

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News:
Bad News ... US (reportedly) mistakenly kills 40 Iraqi's
Taiwan shakes ... 6.5!
BMP-based virus ... not such good news!
4 Arrests made in connection with Nich Berg beheading
Kerry waffles some more, but gas is still too expensive
No release of oil reserves
Hacker have access to Financial Institutions ... ack.
Fewer missiles for Syria ... so sad
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Interesting:
Venus-eclipses sun - June 8th
Amateurs reach space
Billionaire liberal just keeps going
PC Gasming console ... maybe
Wireless security isn't just for thsoe with wireless networks
Swarm of robots to defend Earth
Free SCP + SFTP tool for Windows
Unsolved codes
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Funny:
Chappelle already did 'wife swap', now ABC will too
11 Computer Guides that you'll never see
Fight terror with terror
Only I, Ted Kennedy, can behave like that!
Muslims are finally getting down to kicking some serious infidel ass
It is your patriotic duty to call in sick!
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TJ
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News:
sarin gas and IGC President killed
Kerry misses vote
UFOs in Mexico
Man gets gun instead of MP3 player
Blue's Foul-Mouthed Clues
Lawyers suck ... money, that is
I gave up 30 years of my life, and I didn't give it up so I could start learning Spanish
Leash girl had sex too - she's a one person show!
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Interesting:
Hungry stars.
Shocker:Air America Sucks rocks.
RainbowCrack ... neat PW 'auditing' tool
Why Windows might suck
New Big & Fast Telescope
Dr:Have Sex. Patient:Uh, What's that?
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Funny:
US torture preferred to Saddam's
Kinko's erases portion of Constitution ... and noone knows what it said
Humiliation due to shrinkage
Mrs. Kerry wants some strange
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TJ
BONUS:Download REDvsBLUE episodes!
BONUS:D&D+FIREARMS
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News:
You too can help
Video games are good for you!
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Interesting:
Your XBOX as a stereo?
Offshoring getting too expensive?
Big Red rectangle in space
A book I will probably read
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Funny:
Choose Your Own Adventure – in NYC
Oral Sex as Contraceptive
Transfer of blame to as-of-yet unnamed Iraqi gov't, effective June 30th
Positive thinking vs. burning 747
White people can't jump. They can fall, though.
Call of nature + two prior convictions = 21 years in jail. Crooks ARE stupid.
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TJ ... vote Bush04.
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News:
SARS, now known to have multiple vectors
CACI & Titan respond to charges of abuse, etc.
Net-Cafes corrupt the young minds … in China
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INTERESTING:
Now is your chance to spot the space station
Integrated information security saves money
DNA nano-robots take a step forward
......and nano-trees are growing
Wifi+QOS = 802.11e ... more letters coming to Wifi, etc.
WWII, US paratrooper + Soviet Tanker = hero
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Funny:
My name is Kruphnehdahpheweundia ... I mean Carl.
War atrocities being done wrong, dammit.
Cultural sensitivity training for Iraqis
Why dudes can’t get any = HSDD
I stole a car and was speeding the day I was born
The old sandwhich into the shock belt trick
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TJ
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