6/23/2004

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News:
HEY - I just had a baby, go HERE to see the pictures!!
I would like to announce our beautiful baby girl:
Name : Riley Marie Evans
Born to : Timothy Ray Evans, JR (aka TJ Evans) (that's me!)
& Rebecca Lee Perino Evans
Date : June 23rd, 2004
Time : 16:07
Length : 19"
Weight : 6Lbs 6.8oz
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TJ
PS - that means I won't be posting too many NIFs here; however the pictures are very likely to be updated several times a week :P (up to 97 now)
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6/21/2004

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News:
SpaceShipOne Works!
Air America going down ... major credit/money problems.
Castro over-estimating the size of his stick.
Security in Iraq ... from the new PM
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Interesting:
Sierra Entertainment = belly-up? According to F*CKEDCOMPANY
... I still remember Good Old 'Heroes' Quest!', played in Monochrome baby!
Sierra was part of Vivendi games, also taking serious damage.
321studios down & out as well! as listed HERE
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Funny:
The first half of THIS URL is right, the second half (and most of what's on the site) are not :).
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News:
Why minimum wage increases CAN'T work.
Media hiding information ... not a good thing!
Private Space Flight ...
Pentagon vs Civil Rights ... developing
Saudi's to al Qaeda - 'repent or die'
AntiBascterial Candles ... Your hospital is about to be more romantic (FARK).
South Korean man captured. Beheading threatened. Again - this is the type of people we are dealing with, and there is no bargaining with or appeasing them.
South Korea deploying troops anyway. Good!
NY Times prints retractions of No Iraq-al Qaeda tie ... basically.
... and some evidence of a tie after all! A little bit, anyway.
Now this was real torture.
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Interesting:
Spyware removal tools, comparison ... My answer = Use SB-S&D, AW & SpywareBlaster.
MPAA & RIAA still at it ...trying a new tactic.
XBOX2 ... some preliminary details
Cisco releasing new security plan.
Stop Wireless Leakage.
Looking for a virgin - try Australia!
SARS found in tears ...Opthalmologists take precautions.
Genetic Manipulation sued to treat diseases ... someday.
Critical review of Slick Willy's (Bill Clinton) memoir.
Be Nice to liberals day.
Newt on Reagan
Quick Perspective - Kerry's record on tax issues
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Funny:
Hackers being launching 'Enhancement of Service' attack. The old EOS.
9/11 Commission:No 9/11 tie between Iraq and Bin Laden. Whitehouse:Whatever
Clinton, jealous of Reagan, dies.
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TJ
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6/18/2004

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Quick News:
Paul M. Johnson Jr. has been executed. This is what we are up against, and must remain vigilant.
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QUICK News:
Phil Mickelson is in the lead ...
*UPDATE* He did not win (in spite of playing under par for the remainder of the series)
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QUICK News:
Bush polls rebounding ... finally! Sadly, only a tie right now.
Russia provided info suggesting Iraq was planning to attack USA! ... good to have data showing what some of us have believed all along.
Fire @ Vermont Nuclear Power Plant. 'Nothing major'
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Not-So-QUICK Interesting:
70 megapixel, 360 degree webcam. Nice!
Evolving a fast car
Highly resistant Super Bugs
Create jobs ... and why Kerry won't. Good introduction into global economics as well.
More financial stuff ... why the market is smarter than the economists.
A look back on Reaganomics (again)
What a trade deficit really is ... and not the same as having a max'ed out credit card.
Kerry is adopting Edward's policies ... is that a waffle as well?
WiFi farming!
Language Map - looking for someone who speaks Yiddish in Montana? There are two of them.
SD WiFi card ... now available for PALM too (prev=PocketPC only)
a Mobile Wallet ... cel phone + credit card + fast pass (equiv) + etc.
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QUICK Funny:
Kerry denies existence of Idaho
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... and I am sorry to have gone all political on you. Again!
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News:
Iraq --> Martial Law?
Review/Comment on a very negative financial outlook ... I agree that it is not quite that bad ...
Bush disagrees with 9/11 commission
Cheney disagrees with 9/11 commission
Kerry on 9/11 ... and other things he is wrong about. He sure can waffle!
And the 'fine' people at SFGate are shortsighted as well
UBL indicted back in 98, tied to Iraq ... from Clinton's Justice Dept. Just a little perspective.
Iran responds to IAEA
Taliban leader killed by Pakistanis = One less terrorist to worry about.
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Interesting:
Walmart has more GDP/Sales than the country of Poland ... and Citigroup is bigger than Chile!
(Public) School reform ... "not how much you spend, but how you spend it"
Regarding "Under God" ... and how the USSC dodged a bullet while setting the stage for more long, drawn-out battles. Mostly for political reasons too.
One-third of Europe's child deaths are environment related. Damn!
Surprise meteor shower maybe ...
Anti-Spyware legislation in the works.
An ex-American speaks on politics. Now he's Canadian, not hat there's anything wrong with that. I disagree with his choice of adjectives in many cases, and he is certainly not flattering to the US or our history .. but still interesting.
BEER - the new wine
In Saudi - Women can now be heard ... but still not seen. Welcome to the 21st century!
Copy-protect CDs have arrived Great way to piss off the few people still buying CDs. The answer = don't buy them!
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Funny:
Jackson not happy the settlement details were leaked. Understandable, but how about you just not touch children??
... every time one of those commissioners mentions a date it’s always September 11
Double-Secret probation
Invasion of Canada canceled
Iraq-al Qaeda link found - Saddam & Osama = gay lovers ... not that there is anything wrong with that (ahem)
Trunk Monkey!
Madonna --> Esther. Esther? WTF - could you atleast pick a real name?
Excellent Prom Prank ... how did I miss this before??
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TJ
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6/17/2004

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An unprecedented second QUICK update:
RIAA still getting slapped around by MyDoom ... couldn't happen to a more deserving group, eh?
This is the Fight of Our Lives ... An interesting, if wildly off-base, article. I could go on for pages about why the conclusions are wrong, but you either agree with me already or would ignore half of what I say anyway :).
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QUICK!
Interesting:
Tax cuts make good economies.
A review of Reaganomics.
What the left is trying to do. Corruption! Hi Kristi!
... and another (non-political) interesting one - Holograms Coming
... and a funny one - Want to outrun a thrown knife? You need to run THIS FAST
or two ... the Effect of Global Zombiefication on Power Availability
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News:
Follow-Up:Akamai was downed by Russian crackers ... probably.
... More on Akamai, and bot-nets in general
KORGO worm - phishing + trojan/keylogger
Big Bomb - 35 Iraqis killed
9/11 Commission tears military new sphincter
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Interesting:
Napster to give away free music players
Cloning a human embryo ... to get stem cells.
Anti-Crow stun gun - actually affects groups of people! Sweet!
The Founding Fathers had Foul Mouths ... pure ornamental cursing, and fusty luggs for all!
Robotic Exoskeleton!!
SomethingAwful.com does photochops too ... 'Put yourself in my shoes' probably NSFW
Hospital failed to properly clean equipment! Would you please get tested for HIV, Hep, etc.?
Teleportation. Kind of.
School reform
The monogamy gene
How the Medicare Prescription cards work
Test to predict menopause
Wear a Rad Suit before going to Mars
Tom's Hardware Guide reviews LEAF 'Linux Embedded Appliance Firewall'
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Funny:
MS willing to adopt Iraq
Pop Quiz - Dog Toy or Marital Aid?
Truman to blame for 9/11
Kerry cries foul
Man's impending death will be Alcohol related
Step1:Buy a Ferrari Step2:Hit a pot-hole Step3:Profit! ... or lose $320k, you pick.
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TJ
PS - Cisco released version 4.0.4.D of their VPN client today HERE ... requires CCO login.
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6/16/2004

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Interesting:
Just a quickie ... Kerry:The absentee senator
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News:
IRAQ:Another hostage video ...
IRAQ:Iran invading?
IRAQ:Pipelines attacked (again)
IRAQ: and the Oil Security Chief slain as well
Akmai downed by DDoS
More Akamai problem info here
... and more about Akamai 'going postal' :)
Company claims patent on Software Downloading ... and it isn't MS! Limeys.
'Recent Earthquake map' 13 in last week, big blue square is the recent 5.2
LA Times publishes biased poll ... and gets caught.
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Interesting:
Jackson settled '93 case for $25m .. no real news, but $25m is a decent amount of bank.
Greece basically bankrupting itself to host Olympics
UN:The world is turning to dust
Biothermal batteries
Maxim's write-up on Absinthe
Step1:Get Drunk Step2:Drive Step3:Profit! ... or smash 17 cars, you pick.
The Fucking Village
One in Three PC's 'host' malware check the bonus links below ...
nude model, five bodies and the Mormon assassination plot ... with a title like that, what do I need to add?? I could mention that it is some seriously F'ed up stuff.
Karma - donate kidney, win lottery
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Funny:
Y2k licenses expiring Act Now! :)
The 9/11 Commission could have been prevented
USSC - God's name can be taken in vain (Mark won't want to read this one)
Brought to you by fireworks : Almost a Darwin candidate ... missed by mere inches
G8 summit calls for an end to J-Lo's marriages
The ever-popular home-mad flame-thrower
China to fake lunar landing NLT 2006
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TJ
Bonus links, for removing/preventing spyware: (mostly on Win* boxes)
AdAware
SpywareBlaster
Spybot Search & Destroy
WindowsUpdate
And run an AntiVirus SW. And run a Personal FireWall (I recommend ZoneAlarm).
... and keep them all up to date (run the updates ATLEAST weekly! Daily is even better!)
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6/15/2004

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News:
a worm for your phone ... you had to know it was coming!
Cheney - 'Saddam in bed with al Qaida' (my words)
Ack. All CBS radios to play 1hour of Clinton! D&M going off-air early that night. WTF??
Spinal cord reapirs possible? Still early, but promising!
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Interesting:
RedHat -1 CEO
VoIP not going to kill Telecoms
MS Virtual Server 2005 coming soon ... any day now ...
Step1-Scam eBay users Step2-__?__ Step3-Profit! ... no wait, Step3 is Jail!
TIME article on blogs ... mentions FARK
Schneier's current Crypto-gram Always worth reading!
Social Engineering @ work
Browser HiJacking ... turning you into a criminal?
Put InfoSec in persepctive .. and why we, basically, suck at it.
Hack the vote?
More on Meme's!
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Funny:
... nothing funny yet. Bad day.
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TJ
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6/14/2004

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News:
Saddam had WMD!
Halt (almost) any (recent) Linux box! Requires naught but shell access.
USSC = 'Pledge can remain as-is' BUT they based the decision on a technicality, thus dodging the REAL issue!
Some 'Pledge' history
North Korea has their own ICBMs & can reach the US.
Iran ... Nukes ...
Backdoor the backdoor - oh wait, he already did
'Dissident' gets 4 years house arrest ... beats prison, but a 15 minute trial seems a bit fast.
Bush praises Clinton ... I respectfully disagree.
Social Security a little 'stronger' than previously thought ... I still won't get much.
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Interesting:
How to survive various terrorist attacks
Give the best to your graduating daughter. Well, the men will appreciate it anyway!
SCO finally going down? Atleast a little bit.
More No-SCO
Croc hunter in hot water for being in cold water
Solar speed limit
Dog unharmed after 90' fall!
The big hiss theory?
Sarbanes-Oxley impacts business DUH!
The data Center of 2007 ... no blades here!
Infrastructure a commodity My job --> India
Tanks get force fields!
Men don't listen. Newsflash, eh?
11" of Rasputin NSFW
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Funny:
Kerry stalking McCain.
Kerry picks Al-Sadr as VP
John Edwards crosses over, and no-one can reach him.
Teenager banned from driving for 43 years
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TJ
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I AM 48% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
48% ASSHOLE/BITCH
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

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6/11/2004

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News:
Work-around for Short-Term memory loss When medicine can't do it, try technology!
Linux FACTS ... straight from MS. Insert pound of salt (here)
Markets react to rising rates ...well, the markets that are open.
ISPs start blocking more ports
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Interesting:
TouchGraph GoogleBrowser Nice!!
SolarView Misc Solar-system stuff
Einstein Archive
Your dog DOES understand you
Old Computers ... this is for Paul!
Operating System Resource Center Misc computer stuff, explained.
Global nonWarming?
Cold Fusion stuffage
Acronym Search thingie
Famous trials
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Funny:
Check out 'adhocracy' or Advermation ... or ...
ASCII babes They have WAY, WAY to much free time
Good (painful?) interview questions
Another High Quality FARK photoshop a Donnie Darko reference, just for Charlie. Oh, and Chitty Chitty Gang Bang!
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TJ
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6/10/2004

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News:
Accenture in hot water for tax-shelter fun Commented on this previously ...
Ray Charles dies.
Putin sides with Bush, vs Democrats.
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Interesting:
One-punch death
Swedish stealth ship Who the hell are they trying to hide from??
Chappelle to play Rick James? I'm rich, bitch!
DESC
China had compound machinery 2500 years ago
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Funny:
Satan saves
Ladybugs for sale ... check out the comments! Go FARK!
C3PO's Vegetable Vacation Someone has TMFT
Debby does Dallas ... in Wichita
DNC urges Clinton to die
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TJ
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News:
Democracy vs. The World Go Democracy!
Iraqi pipeline bombed
Criticism on US training of Iraqi police
IT morale at rock-bottom .. but salaries still higher than non-IT workers.
Scientology worming into public schools
... and why Scientology is not so good.
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Interesting:
Disney vs Eisner "Eisner's pay package rose 20 percent in in 2003"
Next Ice Age not to occur naturally for 15k more years
Googlism Link goes to 'truth'
'Seamless' WiFi+3G wireless roaming
Robotic rock climbers ... the army of bots marches on :).
White males a hot demographic for the 04 election. Vote Republican, damnit.
Heavy Higgs
SCO vs World continues .. this time SCO picks on one of their few (only) allies.
Teacher suspended for washing student's mouth out. Should get a raise!
Who didn't know this already??
Vin Diesel plays(ed) D&D Sea Adventures?
Ass-hat kills old guy, gets fined. Hits tree, goes to jail. WTF??
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Funny:
Courtney Love going to jail?
The D Game of Life
MS's next Media Player "Microsoft's R&D Department, code-named Apple"!
Kerry names 1969-Kerry as running mate
Tenet annoying the crap out of his family 'Get a job'
Kerry:I will make this country great again, like Reagan, only we all speak French
Bush presidency not getting me laid.
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TJ
You should spend time, daily, on FARK ! DRUDGE ! REDvsBLUE
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6/09/2004

MeMe's ... funny!


... more on the MeMe (I know, old and stuff)
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News:
UN Resolution passes 15-0
FED may raise rates faster 'but only if needed'.
Memories of Reagan, from a N.O.W. member ... If she can have fond memories, anyone should be able to!
ANTI-Patriot Act sentiments rising.
Oil could drop as low as $20/barrel early next year ... vs. the record $42.33 on June 1st!
Reagan to replace Hamilton on the $10 bill Or the $20. Or the dime.
Clear Channel to pay $1.7M Ouch!
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Interesting:
BT will save £1b annually VOIP works!
Sugar-based engined Well, sugar --> Hydrogen, anyway
Cool! Dead people --> gems! Beats the hell out of getting buried or burned!
Greyhounds use Cocaine.
How to speed without getting caught. Thanks Maxim!
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Funny:
Slap Air Marshall, go directly to jail. Dumb Beyatch.
You are supposed to throw the lighter fluid on the OTHER person. Darwin candidate?!
If you were poor and lived in Cuba, and needed to get around ...
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TJ
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6/08/2004

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Just a quick addition:

Funny: FIRE! This is what alcohol can do to you!
Interesting: Intellectuals vs. Capitalism. Old, but interesting.
Funny: Bubba Ho Tep Bruce Campbell!!
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News:
Keep an eye open for the VBS.pub virus. It deletes files.
Financial Services group eBays a Hard Drive Oh, and it contained their customer database + access codes.
'HP should buy BearingPoint' The Loon's words, not mine!
NYSE & NASDAQ to close Friday
Cisco to bundle Trend AV into products
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Interesting:
Quantum crypto goes live. Now all we need is fiber to every machine ...
Venus transits the Sun TODAY PS - you already missed it.
Space.com's article on Venus+Sun
Mars rover 'Opportunity' may take a one way trip
More Black hole fun
Work-Life balance
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Politics:
Reaganomics alive in Bush
Morrissey proves he is an ass.
Many others show lack of respect as well ... check out this douchebag
Or this cockbite
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Funny:
Semen in food, Thanks Denny's! ew ew ew ew
MS unveils new XBOX @ G8 Conf.
Be the soapbubble.
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TJ
If you ignore the scary-inbred-redneck pitcure, this guy has quite a few interesting things to say. Rob will like him 'cuz he's a Libertarian; but don't hold that against him.
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6/07/2004

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News:
Reagan Died. He was a great president and leader.
This June 11th a federal holiday.
NYSE observes two minutes of silence.
Kerry suspends campaigning in honor of Reagan.
Famous Reagan quotes
Oil prices finally dropping ... but so is my mileage :(
MS to offer free 'backup server' licenses
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Interesting:
Space filaments
Subliminal passwords
Crossbow rage in school. Jailarity ensures!
Food Myths.
Perky Nipples.
Dirty interviewer tricks.
Atlantis found?
Conservative America
Aliens. Not the kind from Mexico.
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Funny:
We don't know who to vote against ... Well, atleast I know :P
A 21 billion gun salute for Reagan.
Losers failed to use drugs.
It's F.U.E.W.
Mobog Always a good laugh (sometimes NSFW)
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TJ
For emphasis: heauegerkergerk
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." (Dave Barry)
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6/04/2004

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News:
Tenet resigns.
Plexus virus/worm ... three vectors. (nice!)
NetSky-P fed by Potter-mania. ... can we say 'Social Engineering'
Deleting sections of (mouse) genome had no effect.
She just wouldn't listen.
7 hours @ Scores = $129,626.
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Interesting:
Teacher creates sugar-free elementary school.
New release of Army's FPS
SCO, unable to find 'the stolen code', asks for more from IBM
Venus to 'cross the sun' Tuesday.
'Second Life' - real $$$ for virtual life.
Japanese not having (enough) sex.
MS granted patent for 'double-clicking. Patents for drinking, breathing next.
Vets favor Bush.
More jobs.
More jobs ... bad for stock market?? Doubtful!
Pope against Homosexuals and abortion. Shocker!
Moore doesn't always give the whole story
Yearbook Antisemitism.
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Funny:
Stress Relief NSFW
Step 1-Steal Camera ; Step 2-Take pictures of yourselves ; Step 3-__(guess)__
Made me laugh.
When Old People attack
Impregnated for Natl Security reasons. Is it too late for me to use this one??
Alzheimer's in males caused by monogamy
Canadian army to (finally) get pants.
... And then they killed the chicken.
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TJ
PS - Go here ( Defective Yeti , frequently, for a good laugh.
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6/02/2004

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News:
NA now owns patent for 'blocking spam'. Like that will hold up ...
Oil supply is nearly limitless! Now can I get it for less than $2/gallon??
Enron traders ... on tape ... saying stupid things. Deregulation CAN still be good!
Condom Ambulance! Those damn Swedes get everything!
Virus that kills cancer.
Big ass prime # found.

ACN wins $10b Homeland Security contract
SIDENOTE: ACN is, technically, a Bermuda-based company. However the contract explicitly requires all of the work (and therefore tax dollars) to remain in-country.

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Interesting:
StumbleUpon ... COOL!
The 'living room notebook'
Sun & Fujitsu in bed together.
One big fat baby.
Karmazin out. Radio unit to be sold?
More Black Hole info
Space-Tug to save ailing satellites.
Robots too!
More phones = fewer PC's, more function ... and more women?
Comic Book Duels
'SubNotebooks'
(OLD) Article on swarm breeding dynamics
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Funny:
Moore or Pig Thanks Ryan!
Moer Fark - Photoshop. BTW - you should go to Fark everyday. It's like crack.
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TJ
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